Position: Left Behind (sorry) Back

Nickname: Chunks, Chunky

Most likely to be… unintentionally hitting somebody with a stick and or ball (delete as appropriate). Being unable to prevent his top and bottom half from flailing about as if independant of each other.

Most famous for: Buying the worst trainers ever on a number of occasions, the best of which were the bright blue pair of ‘Slazenger – Bombay Money Lender’.

Famous Conversation

Chunks: I've got a sore knee.

Doctor: Which one?

Chunks: The third one down on the left leg.