Name: Ian Dyson
Position: Undisclosed and inderteminate but in his earlier days there was a suspicion of breaking the space time continium as he seemed to be everywhere at the same time.
Nicknames: Glum, Gringo , El Bandito
Most likely to be… Nowhere near Prescot, sat hunched up behind the wheel of a Rover, in any position on the hockey pitch
Least Likley to Say: "Ruth can you let the waist out on these trousers for me".
Famous for: Holding every position in the club other than Ladies Captain. Starting the evening as a ******* thing and ending the evening as a giggling thing.