Name: Alan Clarkin

Most likely to be called... Aren't you Bob's Dad?

Position: In the opposition D wheezing.

Most likely to be... a) the best advert for not tackling from the wrong side. b) living proof that once you become President you can only turn up at the club bi-annually.

Famous for... being instrumental in setting up the ladies section of the club therefore the cause of many arguments/ relationships/ arguments and the odd wedding!