Name: Graham Burton

Nickname: Burt, Burto and there's that one that rhymes but I can't quite recall it something about being "the Prescot something or other"

Position: Sweeper. Although If you sniggerd when you just read "position" and thought about Burt then well done there is a joke in there somewhere but I'm not allowed to tell it on here.

Most likely to be... Inventing new uses for coat hangers. Taking the bottom drawer out.

Famous for... Burto, where do I begin? those digestives were a treat by the way. Burt has 27 official birthday's every year, despite looking the same age since he was 11. Burt has been a big brother for more people trying to sneak into a nighclub than I can count. I for one have been his little brother, on shore leave from the Navy out for a drink with his big brother he hasn't seen in ages. FT