Name: Sue Burton

Nickname: Jenny (although I think that might just be me that calls her that)

Most likely to be: Doing the best female impression of Richard Madely. I don't mean sneaking Champagne out under the counter at Tescos. I mean saying either completely inappropriate yet extremely funny things (if you want an example please read on)

A few years ago... Whilst St Helens and Bradford Bulls were on the big screen at Ruskin. In the top left they had the scores written as STH 0 - BRA 8. Sue's cunning intellect and in-depth knowledge of professional sport lead her to an astute deduction, which unfortunately lead her to blurt out "Why are St Helens playing Brazil?"